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Sibling #2 in action at work. 2 down and 1 more to go. I think I will go into shock if all 3 have jobs at the same time.
beyonce’s legs from the bet award’s red carpet….yes that is stubble…AND fugly shoes…smh…WTF, B?
omg no no no, Lisa Marie, there is no excuse for this
What a sucia. You would think that she would have had her hair lasered off by now. Shit, she has enough money to put someone on the payroll whose sole purpose is to shave her legs and underarms (extra for the bush).
Actually, the real travesty here is that she paid someone to tell her to wear those fugly shoes. sucia
Stuck waiting for Sam at the junk yard. He forgot his wallet (so he says) and I am the official tire watcher until he gets back. People keep checking out my set of tires but they better step back before I throw my chancla at them. Also, I am in dire need of a pedicure.
Babies on Roller Skates- Guaranteed to put a smile on your face. I can see Junie being one of these babies.
Convincing Sam to take me to a luxury resort in Mexico
- Me: Baby, can we go here please? It's a cheaper alternative to Bora Bora
- Him: I didn't even know we were going to Bora Bora
- Me: Well, now you won't have to worry about it....for a while.
- Him: How about I worry about neither.
